by operat0r July 26, 2006
A wanna be party boy trying to be like frank the tank from old school but is really nothing like it at all. Will usually go to a party and maybe sip a beer, then lie and say he is wasted.
A: "Dude im totally wasted right now!!"
B: "I saw you poor your first beer out in the sink. Your acting like Swank The Tank."
B: "I saw you poor your first beer out in the sink. Your acting like Swank The Tank."
by jchig307 August 07, 2009
A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.
by ItstheEDN January 19, 2009
an internal source of extreme amounts of energy used during times of physical exertion such as sex or rowing
Idiot: Barney, it looks like you are getting a little round around the middle *poke*.
Barney: No, you idiot, that is my fuel tank. It is how I pwn you so hard when it comes to fucking hot girls and on the water!
The Fuel Tank 4 is ultra fast, steamrolling past the competition.
Barney: No, you idiot, that is my fuel tank. It is how I pwn you so hard when it comes to fucking hot girls and on the water!
The Fuel Tank 4 is ultra fast, steamrolling past the competition.
by Fuel Tank 4 April 19, 2006
To masturbate; bust a nut. Energize one selfs penis for sexual pleasure.
Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.
Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.
Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.
Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.
Alex: Hey guys you want to go to the party tonight and Frank's house?
Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet
Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.
Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.
Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet
Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.
Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.
by The Voluptuous Lion October 31, 2011
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