Tactical Sheung

A Tactical Sheung, often performed by David “Diddy”, is the act of tactically falling asleep on the spot. Popularised by an Asian guy called Sheung this phrase has become popular among the masses and is used on a daily basis by most people. Keep safe out there and remember to Tactical Sheung!

Sheung, are we sleeping or are we working?

Oh for fuck sake, David’s pulled a Tactical Sheung again.

Joel, spoons is not the place to pull a Tactical Sheung.

by Jamol tech tips April 10, 2023

tactical wipe

Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.

Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.

by Relatablegirth June 9, 2023

Tactic

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve a specific end.

Here is my tactic on how we can win the next competition.

by BoboTheChase October 3, 2023

Webb Tactics

Webb Tactics is a method used for getting away from a girl after you have pulled her on a night out. This method is usually employed when you have left a club and witnessed the full features of the young lady you have just been trading saliva with.

The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.

First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.

'Why is Chris running down the road?'
'Oh, he's just using Webb Tactics on that 3 out of 10'

by Alien89 July 18, 2013

Pork Tactics

Term coined by Ryotaro (second name unknown) on the Abroad in Japan channel on the video "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" used to define a certain way of approaching a plate of pork cutlets the main part of the tactic is leaving the fattiest end of the pork cutlet last

Friend 1: "Hey did you hear about pork tactics?"
Friend 2:"No what is it?"
Friend 1:"Its a way of eating pork cutlets"
Friend 2: "Very cool everyvody should do that"

by ape_small March 1, 2021

The QE tactic

Really simple to be honest. When you are playing rainbow six siege you often press Q and E like a nudist trying to find his mother. The moment you press the shooting button you are dead. After the 0.3 second period of you not knowing what the fuck just happened you are going to rage so badly you are going to attempt to blow a bomb in Uzbekistan.

Guy 1:So did you do the QE tactic?
Guy 2: Yes!
Guy 1: How was the trip to Uzbekistan?
Guy 2: Groundbreaking

by Mindrihil August 12, 2019

dilemma of tacticool anime girl

When an artist draws an anime girl geared up with military grade equipment, He/She always messes up at drawing the anime girl or the equipment.

Bro I really like this guy's style but he draws these ar-15's like shit .

bro dilemma of tacticool anime girl, otherwise would be worse.

by GGkus February 16, 2023