Unit of measurement.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
James: "I just couldn't get the fire to take, I think the wood was still green, so I threw a fuck tonne of petrol on and off it went!"
Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"
James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"
James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
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Yo for real b, me n Eddy pulled a TT-Tennessee Toothpaste on Shatoya last night and man as soon as I plowed my cock in her ass, BAM, she spit that load right back on his face yo!
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not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.
"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving a tennessee t-shirt to Aunt Sue."
by Big Priddy May 7, 2008
Get the tennessee t-shirt mug.If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.
by BIG ROB from Litchtucky December 23, 2003
Get the Tender Tennessee Christmas mug.A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.
Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!
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Get the Tennessee Mudslide mug.When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.
Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?
Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.
Friend: Oh, that makes sense.
Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.
Friend: Oh, that makes sense.
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