intrusive thoughts

An asshole who lives in your brain telling you to do good things

Intrusive thoughts be like:
Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...

by FlamgooopscoopdoopE October 30, 2019

Thoughtful Farmer

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

Sober Thoughts

When under the influence of alcohol and they say something they wouldn’t normally say while sober; your true feelings and thoughts about a situation or person comes out.

A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts

Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.

by Rossiandablunt May 24, 2018

thoughtdreams

A hybridized term for creative ideas that are an unexpected mixture of both thoughts and dreamlike images.

I was typing up a somewhat boring report when a series of thoughtdreams slammed into my head right out of the blue.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Did It Feel Good Though

Some dumb thing Ricegum said to a rape victim.

Victim: The moment......it really still haunts me.
Ricegum: Yo, did it feel good though?

by BrolbyIsBetterThanBrikey November 15, 2017

thoughever

A humorous and very informal variation on "however" mocking the use of ...though at the end of an English sentence commonly associated with Spanish/Portuguese-native ESL speakers.

"This word is by no means only used by foreigners, thoughever."

by Pietrus December 11, 2022

gather one's thoughts

To engage in the taking of illegal substances in the lavatories of public bars, clubs, town halls etc.

Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.

Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.

by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007