Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls

oh look, nick da nonce back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !

by Nlcgang November 23, 2021

nonce

Somebody who is known for sexually harassing or molesting children

Are you talking about Jacob? He’s a right nonce!

by anonymous September 1, 2025

nonce

polar

guy 1: whats a nonce
guy 2: bro did you not know? polar is a nonce

by gundhams balls January 29, 2021

Nonce

British slang for Yvo, a man who sleeps through the whole day, never answers his phone, stalks users on the popular app TikTok and generally nonces around the place. Big nonce

Oi I've been ringing you since 8pm!

Sorry I've been sleeping because of all the TikTok I've been watching

You fucking nonce

by Famalamalamalamalamadingdong May 26, 2020

Nonce

Your uncle

That guy is definitely a nonce.

by Imaladg July 23, 2019

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

nonce

Also in other words, Alex, is a British pedophile who needs to be jailed.

Bruv, did you see that Alex (nonce) today?

by iygfqegv cockroach vash January 14, 2020