Cosby sweater

to ignore or dismiss the allegations of a rape victim despite overwhelming evidence that the event occurred.

Sarah reported the rape, but the police just put her in a Cosby sweater and the case was never prosecuted.

by itssupereffective November 22, 2014

sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.

Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!

by Mordous January 23, 2007

sweater mittens

breasts, generally of the smaller variety

Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.

by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009

No Sweaters in the Pool

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.

(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)

Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."

by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009

Cinnamon Roll Sweater

The sexual act of eating brown colored cereal such as cinnamon toast crunch, raisin bran, or coco puffs and then vomitting the brown load onto your partner's chest. Once the brown is on your partner you proceed to jizz all over it to make it look like icing.

John gave Sandra a cinnamon roll sweater last night. I heard she had a lot of icing on her roll too.

by DJ Z-Bra January 4, 2010

sweeter than pigs pussy.

the epitomy of pure sweetness. nothing could be finer than swine vagina.

bro i got the best bj.... it was sweeter than pigs pussy.

by outtosea27 April 2, 2011

Dutch Sweater

the process of ejaculating upon a person's chest or back and then proceeding to shave your pubic hair above it, allowing the hair to come in contact with the seman.

Geoff: Damn Rick your chick sure is hairy.
Rick: that's not her hair, i gave her a Dutch sweater last night
Geoff: nice!

by The Mad IT Guy June 8, 2011