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surprise butt sex

When a girl is having sex with a guy doggy style, going at it really hard and fast and one of the times his penis comes out as hes putting it back in he misses the vagina and puts it in the butt!
Girl 1: so how was jimmy last night?

Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick

Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!
by leslieann918 February 22, 2011
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Dick Pussy Shit Ballgina Surprise

The fine art of of fucking a pussy so hard the the vagina and butthole become one. Then, after the male explodes his massive load in the gaping hole of doom, the female and or circus freak will now defocate her organs/semen/fecal matter onto a ballgina. Soon after the thing with ballgina will simultaneously slap the circus freaks face with the bodily excrement.
Yo this fuckin cunt tried me, so i called up Yosephine with the ballgina to come over and we gave er the ol Dick pussy shit ballgina surprise :)
by dick fart surprise September 29, 2010
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surpresent

A surprise present! Simply a gift that is either unexpected or you simply do not know what you are receiving.
Mom played it well this year... looks like we'll be getting surpresents for Christmas.
by That Nick Guy November 30, 2005
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Belgium Surprise

When you insert your flacid (limp) penis into a females vagina and then get an erection and proceed with intercourse.
Girl: "What the fuck are you doing! Ughhh get awa... Oh oh baby that's nice."

JustinBryant: "Oh yea baby, you just experienced a Belgium surprise."
by Jbizz34 September 21, 2009
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Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.
Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!
by Nerd Junior April 16, 2006
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Escobar Surprise

When you are doing blow off a hookers ass, and she farts.
Diamond is giving $25 dollar Escobar Suprise's at the club tonight. Escobar Surprise? Yeah, its when you do blow off a hookers ass and she farts.
by Pink Sock Shaf October 2, 2011
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Surprise

When you unexpectedly insert your cock into a girls mouth while she is yawning.
While walking down the dorm hall, I gave Sarah a surprise.
by Bang Anus June 26, 2004
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