A stress press is where you undergo a series of trials to help make a difficult decision. You begin by rubbing ice cubes on the nipples until the point of extreme nipple hardness, and stiffness. You then squeeze lemons on them making lemon juice and pouring it into a cup, drink this. It will truly help make a decision.
"Sky couldnt choose a highschool, he then presumely Stress Pressed himself, and the decision was quite a bit less of a burden."
by dunit April 13, 2005
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Jeff was on a serious lucky streak, so he was planning on heading to the Casino for a few hands of Blackjack, but his wife Strasburged him, so he ended up staying home and watching some stupid tv show with her instead.
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a term you use when someone asks you about something you don't want to talk about anymore. basically means "I got it" or "don't worry about it"
Brooke kept asking Joey how he was going to get away with his stupid plan. All Joey said was, "Don't stress. I got a plan."
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I took Doris out last and she had that short black skirt on again - when she got in the car I could see up her skirt and she was wearing straps. I nearly shot my load before we even got to the bar.
by Richnirvana March 28, 2008
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"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.
by facadie September 29, 2007
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He had the filthy buttlord by the sodomisers straps and supplied love to his butt they then enjoyed a lovely three course meal consisting of-
1. An anal johnson
2. An anal creampie
3. A Dirty Sanchez for pudding
1. An anal johnson
2. An anal creampie
3. A Dirty Sanchez for pudding
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