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Stank Bulge

Noun- When you are sitting in such a way that you fart and the fart goes forward and between your testicle and leg. The moment when the air is trapped between your testicle and your leg is the moment you have a stank bulge.
Guy 1: Dude I did something embarrassing last night with my girl
Guy 2: What’d you do?
Guy 1: We were watching some “Family Guy” and I had to fart but I didn’t want it to be loud so I pulled a stank bulge.
Stank Bulge by Anti-Rapistry April 18, 2021
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Stank And Spank 

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.
William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”
Stank And Spank by eternalsadness January 30, 2022
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stank ball 

a guy with very stinky balls
a girl who has sucked or licked a stank ball
stank ball by GAybal dude February 2, 2022

Stank Sandwich 

A Sandwich of Cigarette Tobacco (Typically Newport 100's) smoked through a large bong topped with a copious amount of marijuana. Optimal Way to smoke, replaces entire oxygen supply with nicotine and often leaves you laying flat on your bed. Common nicknames are Stanky, Sandy, Sandage, Sandwich, and Stankwich.
"Hey man, wanna go smoke a Stank Sandwich?"
"Lemme get a Sandy"

stank fanger 

When you got some of that good stank on your finger and keep rubbing your nose.
You got allergies? You need a tissue?
Nah, just enjoying this stank fanger.
stank fanger by TheWierdo June 17, 2022

Stank Booosh 

I dipped my head down there but came up for air and bellowed "Stank Booosh!" Then all the wolves in the neighborhood started howling to notify the others".
Stank Booosh by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

stank bean 

the stank between your toes in the morning when you wake up
Guy: wow my stank beans were absatoodlydoodly scrumdiddlyumptious this fine morning
YUM
stank bean by yass_queen February 24, 2023