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Squirrel

Squirrel-a SWAGLESS individual due to the paranoid nature of how uncool they are and/or their ability to hate on a super swagged out person.
You looking real Squirrel today with that FUBU and k-swiss on :D

All you wanna be rappers have some serious squirrel mentality, get that ish together. -_-

Look at yo squirrel ass riding a bike and tryna talk to my girl, get outta here.
by Jalalsa July 23, 2011
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squirrel

1. Noun - Furry little bastard animal that runs around your yard and climbs up your trees.

2 Verb - When a male sticks both of his nuts into a female's mouth like a squirrel would do with the nuts it collects on the ground.
1. I swear.. one day I am going to shoot that squirrel!
2. I swear.. one day I am going to squirrel that girl!
by Compton Carlisle January 6, 2007
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rusty the squirrel

Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!
She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.
by Rusty69 December 24, 2008
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squirrel chaz

When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!
"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"
by T,J, December 27, 2008
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Squirrel Meat

The roll of excess skin created when one wears an article of clothing which is too snug. The most common offenses being jeans and tube tops. In common urban vernacular this phenomenon is also known as the muffin top. This term was coined deep in the jungles of Maui at an undisclosed location.
"I really like these jeans but they give me too much squirrel meat."
by Pooch to the third February 18, 2010
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hair squirrel

when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.
-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.

-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!
by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009
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swamp squirrel

n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).
No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.
by Sciurus palustris March 17, 2009
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