spitless

euphemism for shitless, so you don't get in 'spit' for swearing.

A: I'm bored spitless
B: Me, too, let's fuck or something!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2008

Spizzerinctum

When at a party, and one falls asleep with their shoes, rather than t-bagging the person to ejaculate ontop of them.

Dude, that kid shouldn't have fallen asleep. Now, he's gonna get spizzerinctumed.

by Tor. November 29, 2009

Spritzer

A stylish and worldly couple, often seen preaching to youth about "being cool", taming monkeys (for pets, servants, friends, and/or combat allies), and are usually able to take extreme damage to the toe or foot region of the body without showing the slightest bit of pain or discomfort.

Dumb ass Kid: "You fools are Spritzers!"

Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."

by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix August 29, 2007

Switzerlanders

1.People who live in Switzerland

The Switzerlanders are coming to America.

by OT39 November 3, 2012

wine spritzer

when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.

I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.

by moshers + tripod September 20, 2008

Spitzer'd

a. Like Punk'd. One who gets caught for doing hypocritical actions.

a. John, who is married, preaches that it's immoral and considered cheating going to a strip club. John later gets caught by his friends with a wad of twenties and singles in his hand while getting a lap dance at the local "Crazy Horse". John, you just got Spitzer'd!

by Mike Zo March 22, 2008

Spitzenburg

A spicy apple. Need I say more?

Person 1: What is this?!
Person 2: An apple.
Person 1: It's spicy!
Person 2: It's a spitzenburg.

by Treadingonyourdreams August 6, 2011