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Sweep spank

The spanking of another's ass in a sweeping motion in any desired direction. Most effective when the non-palm part of the hand is used as this provides for the desired gliding action that defines the first part of this two part word.
Peter sweep spanked Vicky's bubble butt and caused a little jiggle action on her rump.
by Petrovski January 4, 2009
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Swiss Spank Account

A folder or place on your computer where one would store pictures used for the sole purpose of spanking it to.
I got some nude pics from this chick I was skyping, so I immediately deposited them into my Swiss Spank Account.
by Flint Flossy June 10, 2013
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synchronized spank

I did a synchronized spank with my buddy a few days back, it was awkward locking eyes but other than that it was pretty cool
by RandomCrackerZack June 14, 2017
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pancake spank

a spank on the ass, usually used for women.
hey judi, stop or ill give you a pancake spanking!
by issacman July 26, 2018
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cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.
It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!
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Dank spunk spank

The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.
Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"
by Brandi_Inari November 13, 2016
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I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.
Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!
by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021
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