breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

Slurpin the soup

When ones sexual partner enjoys orally stimulating a women’s genetals when she is on her period.

It is Maddies time of the month! Time to go over and start slurpin the soup!

by -DB- March 9, 2012

soup god

soup god is a president and a god

“oh shit theres soup god”
“nice”

by Leafymtoive April 28, 2021

Can of soup

When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup

(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf

by Massive corey October 7, 2020

wookie soup

That thing when you jerk off into a girls mouth and then she spits the cum into another girl's asshole and that girl farts that out back onto you.

I gave that bitch some wookie soup. Bitches love wookie soup.

by Han Holo March 30, 2016

Souped em

When you get someone all excited for no reason but in reality you was dead cappin.

Yo Rodney I think FedEx left some equipment for you out front! Really? Thanks buddy I’ll go check.

Souped em!!! (There’s actually nothing out front)

by Vic and Elby November 10, 2021

Tater Soup

After cumming in the girls bellybutton you have a second girl suck it out with a loud slurping noise.

Dude! I was out last night with your sister and you cousin. I got to watch your cousin Tater Soup your sister.

by Captain Avenger November 16, 2009