smarmosaur

Someone who is overly smarmy, or flattering in an excessive/disingenuous way.

-Man, Steve and Sara are really hitting it off.

~Yeah, he has somehow managed to be charming without being a complete smarmosaur.

by jejjin July 21, 2023

Smartassical

The action, or relation to being a smartass.

dude1: I hate people who are so smartassical
dude2: Hm, yes. 'Smartassical'

by Funxey August 10, 2024

Smartassical

The action of, or the relation to smartassery/smartass behavior

dude1: i hate smartasses.
dude2: you could say you hate smartassical people.
dude1: i hate you.

by Funxey August 10, 2024

smârdan

Penis

‘Te trag pe smârdan, proasta pulii mele’

by anonymous September 10, 2023

smartarted

So smart that you act retarted for personal benefit or just plain ol' happiness. Dealllllll

I'm so upset with this situation I'll just be smartarted for a few minutes to maintain my composure.

by Rambo dealll October 2, 2023

Smartass

Someone who thinks they're smart by answering or replying with rude, sarcastic, or redundant answers. The difference between a smart person and a smartass is that a smart person will answer you correctly without being an asshole, but a smartass is not only an asshole, but they're an asshole that gives you an answer everyone already knows or they give you an answer that's half right.

Person: "Compared to 2023, the year 2000 was a year with no pandemic, no mass shootings, no terrorist attacks, no smartphones, no social media, etc..."

Smartass: "You're an idiot, bad things happen all time, you're just not aware of it. Also, smartphones already existed, they're just clunky and not as popular."

Person: "I know that, smartass. I'm just trying to make a point that the year 2000 isn't as bad as it is right now, asshole."

by ShigShug October 21, 2023

Smarcastic

When you're so smart, your sarcasm comes with footnotes and references...

The ability to insult someone's intelligence in a way that makes them question whether they should be offended or impresses.

In conversations, his smarcastic humor often catches people off-guard.

by Paskills January 30, 2024