scurflumpled

v. a mixture of the feelings happy confuzed and puking all at the same time

ex. steve, was scurflumpled

by inka November 13, 2023

Slurk

The action of licking the bottom of someone else's foot.

"Hey bro, tryna slurk?"

by Slurkking May 4, 2024

slurce

When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).

"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"

"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

slurce juice

Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.

"Yo, my plug said he's selling slurce juice now. I really gotta find a new guy"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

sluray

Opposite of slay

P1: A macaronus fell on the floor
P2: sluray!

by Some fellow Toast March 11, 2024

slurging

ripping off a small male childs genitals and blending it into small chunks and freezing them with your piss until you get a piss penis chuck popsicle you then find a dead mans body and shove it up his ass until only the stick pops out

lets go slurging

by crippymonger March 13, 2024

slerf

I just burned $10m, I finally feel like a VC, call me a slerf

I am a slerf, an on-chain clown, I lose money, and I feel good

by Budlightsucksdick March 18, 2024