Sloane

A backstabbing bitch liar Sloane is. And a damn good one too. Or so she’s thinks. She thinks it’s ok to lie to everyone. Her dark hair is curly, and her dark eyes tell the truth about whether she’s lying or not. Most of the time she is. She turns on her own friends and she thinks she’s so great.

Wanda: “Dammit. That Sloane is such a little bitch.”
Riley: “what now?”
Wanda: “She told everyone who you liked and didn’t tell you!”
Riley: “that little bitch”

by I have no fucking friends December 11, 2017

scone app the feet

The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"

*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh

by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017

shonewhille

a weird guys last name

the shonewhille is weird

by funny ohio momy May 5, 2018

salonershop

When your barber has more salon chairs than barber chairs.

Today I’m going to hang out with the hens at the Salonershop and get a cut and shave.

by Rutter’s Barbering May 26, 2018

Scone Fuzz

A hot trend that has been taken over by the fungal masses.

Often something you enjoyed before it went mainstream.

Fortnite was a great little game, but now it's covered in scone fuzz.

by Yotingo July 2, 2018

Scone Fuzz

Someone who is able to stay dry in grease.

A person who is cool in a bad situation.

She's pretty scone fuzz fore not giving up after everyone insulted her online for no reason.

by Yotingo July 2, 2018

Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned May 9, 2018