cbum situation

when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.

Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.

Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.

by Necrozma Beam October 3, 2021

shituation

A really shitty situation

Argh. This is a real shituation. Any more bright ideas, Einstein??

by CEDARTEETH August 27, 2013

Shituation

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

by Broughton April 20, 2014

Situational Trichotillomania

A temporary feeling in which you want to pull your hair out because of events or morons.

When I deal with her, I have situational trichotillomania because she doesn't listen.

by CoffeeSommelier April 29, 2010

situation

Ned talk for when there is trouble.

"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Shituation

A really bad situation that looks to only get worse

"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

shituation

When you are confused by the actions of others.
This is a shituation.

People making assumptions------Shituation

People posting random videos-----Shituation

Work----Shituation

School------Shituation

by IHaveNoIdealol March 11, 2013