Definitions by CoffeeSommelier

ETD 

ETDis defined asEmotionally Transmitted Disease (or Diseases) refer to people who suck the light and energy from you and make you complicit in their "sins and infidelities" with their lack of integrity. It also refers to people who have stingy hearts.

Some things are better left unsaid. I don't want to know about your menage a trois, it is just going to give me ETD. Keep that shit to yourself.

ETD by CoffeeSommelier April 25, 2017

Situational Trichotillomania 

A temporary feeling in which you want to pull your hair out because of events or morons.

When I deal with her, I have situational trichotillomania because she doesn't listen.

Situational Trichotillomania by CoffeeSommelier April 29, 2010

colon slug 

A person who is far up the ass the management and only comes out to leave a shit trail on the work of everyone.

He's the chief operating officer's colon slug.

colon slug by CoffeeSommelier March 14, 2010