shituation

A really shitty situation

Argh. This is a real shituation. Any more bright ideas, Einstein??

by CEDARTEETH August 27, 2013

Saggy Aggie

A woman hanging a bit too low to go bra-less. Offensively so.

person a: ouch, Saggy Aggie oughtta hoist up dem babies.
person b: Agreed! Not pretty.

by CEDARTEETH June 27, 2010

memory burp

When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.

person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.

by CEDARTEETH August 11, 2010

Going Lez

When two or more girls leave the guys at home and go out. A cheeky way of saying "girls night out."

John: Hey Denise, where are you going? Can I come too?

Denise: No babe. Sorry. The girls and I are going lez tonite. Next time.

by CEDARTEETH May 28, 2011