Definitions by CEDARTEETH

shituation 

A really shitty situation

Argh. This is a real shituation. Any more bright ideas, Einstein??

shituation by CEDARTEETH August 27, 2013

Going Lez 

When two or more girls leave the guys at home and go out. A cheeky way of saying "girls night out."

John: Hey Denise, where are you going? Can I come too?

Denise: No babe. Sorry. The girls and I are going lez tonite. Next time.

Going Lez by CEDARTEETH May 28, 2011

memory burp

When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.

person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.

memory burp by CEDARTEETH August 11, 2010

Saggy Aggie 

A woman hanging a bit too low to go bra-less. Offensively so.

person a: ouch, Saggy Aggie oughtta hoist up dem babies.
person b: Agreed! Not pretty.

Saggy Aggie by CEDARTEETH June 27, 2010