Bro Shopping

Shopping with your bros, usually for unnecessary objects

"Hey bro, I need a kazoo."
"Let's go bro shopping!"

by sexymanmeat910 April 14, 2010

Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.

Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.

by aman13 August 1, 2010

aggressive shopping

To be invited and partake in a mass looting spree.:-Refers to the summer craze that swept England during August 2011.Participants were sent a Blackberry message that when read caused an impulsive urge to take to the streets at night and break,enter and rob from sports,clothes and electrical stores.Also known as "Supermarket Sweep" and not to be confused with "Revolution"

Me:-You get the messege blood
You:-Yeah.20 of the man's dem tooled up an ready to do some aggressive shopping on Dixons tonight!

by GeemanUK August 14, 2011

schlepping it up

The act of schlepping it up occurs when a woman vomits on her partner's penis during the act of fellatio.

BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (vomit noises)
"AHHHHHH, why are you schlepping it up on my schlong?"

by Koolio Koytiss October 10, 2007

Shapping

A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping".
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.

"I need to go take a shit"

"Then why are you grabbing lube?"

"shapping."

"ew..."

by That guy that has nothing else June 11, 2017

Key Slapping

A person who slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.

by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007

Honking Horn and Slapping Corn

Grabbing boobs and slapping asses

Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.

by Baldmormon March 16, 2020