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Cavity search

The night about age eight a boyl loses his anus to a eight foot cop
Cavity search hurts worse than salt in the eyes and leaves goo in your ass
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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Sears

The Act of a teacher having sexual encounters with a student in a vehicle at home or in the classroom.
Wow I knew That teacher was Pulling a Sears on Stephenie after school
by monkey fly December 23, 2011
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search engine

The vehicle driven by rescue crews.
Hey Clem, we got a lost hiker, fire up the search engine!
by Ricky Ranger June 27, 2003
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Competitive salary

“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”
Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
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SEFAR

by Max August 3, 2003
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sclart

After being taken advantage of all day Sunday afternoon, Jimmy had to squeeze his ass cheeks together all the way home in order not to sclart.
by slick my jimmy August 19, 2009
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strawberry searchcake

A cake of strawberries received by one who hits the search button during the seventh minute of the ninth hour on the fourth day of the thirteenth month of the sixty-seventh year of the dragon. Often delivered by a trio of green-clad elves that are created in a mirror-image of the late, great, mad skate, Muhammed Ali.
I hit the search button, smiling, and got a brilliant surprise, a strawberry searchcake delivered by Naomi!
by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006
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