Cavity search

The night about age eight a boyl loses his anus to a eight foot cop

Cavity search hurts worse than salt in the eyes and leaves goo in your ass

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Sears

The Act of a teacher having sexual encounters with a student in a vehicle at home or in the classroom.

Wow I knew That teacher was Pulling a Sears on Stephenie after school

by monkey fly December 23, 2011

search engine

The vehicle driven by rescue crews.

Hey Clem, we got a lost hiker, fire up the search engine!

by Ricky Ranger June 27, 2003

Competitive salary

“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”

Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

SEFAR

Sorry
Excuse
For
A
Rapper

Ja Rule

by Max August 3, 2003

sclart

spermy condom lube fart

After being taken advantage of all day Sunday afternoon, Jimmy had to squeeze his ass cheeks together all the way home in order not to sclart.

by slick my jimmy August 19, 2009

strawberry searchcake

A cake of strawberries received by one who hits the search button during the seventh minute of the ninth hour on the fourth day of the thirteenth month of the sixty-seventh year of the dragon. Often delivered by a trio of green-clad elves that are created in a mirror-image of the late, great, mad skate, Muhammed Ali.

I hit the search button, smiling, and got a brilliant surprise, a strawberry searchcake delivered by Naomi!

by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006