life-lie sentence

When the judge sentences a convice to life in prison, but the sentence allows for parole or early release after a number of years.

Convicted murderer to public defender: "You did nothin' for me man... I'll spend my entire life in prison!"

Public defender to convicted murderer: "Chill dude, you'll be out in eight years... judge gave you a life-lie sentence!"

by UD Reader January 8, 2010

Stop Squirting September

The female equivalent of No Nut November. This is a challenge where women do not squirt/ orgasm for the whole of September for equality, if boys have to do it. Girls have to do it too.

Guy: Hey girl wanna fuck.
Girl: Sorry I cant, it's Stop Squirting September.

by bobharryguacamoel November 1, 2019

Social-less september

people go through the month of september without any social media

Hey Jen are you participating in social-less september?

by ayyitsjoe November 4, 2019

No smoke September

No smoking all month

Ex: weed
Nicotine

Bob: pass me that weed
Tim : Nah fam it’s no smoke September boy

by Pesto_69 November 4, 2019

SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS (S.I.S.S)

GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER

by Sheafy November 4, 2022

September 18th

The most beautiful, amazing, strong and worthy people are born on this day. They deserve the best and truly are the best. Sometimes they can be like little devils but their unique nature is what we all truly love about them!

“It’s September 18th All day is homo day boys time to switch our gay on for today.”

by THAT1W31D0 October 19, 2019

September 6

Say yes to everything your gf says is a day your boyfriend can not say no

September 6
Gf:babe can you give me your food
Bf:yes

by John_heman September 4, 2021