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Life Sustaining Seed

That ever so precious male fluid originating in the cum sac. Women desperately crave the contents of this protein rich, love custard. Churning and waiting sweet release deep into that fertile, vaginal womb.
As I thrusted harder and deeper into Erika's warm, wet vaginal cavity, the sensations started to get the best of me. I knew that I had to pull out or risk impregnation; however, just as I was ready to shoot ropes of hot molten jism all over her substantial, 36DD mommy milkers, she grabbed me by the ass and commanded that I deposit that Life Sustaining Seed deep inside her fertile womb. How could I resist her commands...?
by Michael Aruba January 26, 2024
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Very hard bird-seed

A phrase used to describe:

i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable
The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.

The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!
by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023
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tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.
We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!
by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023
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Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm
Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.
by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023
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Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.
by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023
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reed in a seed

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
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by Professor not November 17, 2018
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reed in a seed

Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia

His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
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by Professor not November 17, 2018
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