Love Scrunchie

A "Love Scrunchie" is the manual stimulation of a male's penis by another person, usually to the point of orgasm and ejaculation.

After a long day at work, I love to come home to a love scrunchie from my girl.

by Erkouba April 24, 2014

pie cruncher

A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.

"Oi look at that povo Pie cruncher, cunt can't get his own chow"

by Chow Chomper October 1, 2015

credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own

John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher

by Hellyp October 5, 2015

Skun Scratcher

A hand made tool used to scrape the residue out of the stem of a skunnie,slang for meth pipe,so it can be smoked again

I gotta find or make a skun scratcher so I can finish,what's left in the skunnie and shut it down an sleep awhile

by F.L.A.W. EN July 12, 2016

cinnamon scrunchie

Your bumhole or anal sphincter.

Jeez, Joel's so girthy, he's really been stretching out the old cinnamon scrunchie. The turds just fall out of me now.

Gross.

by Shuaman October 21, 2017

cock scratchers

Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!

Keep your cock scratchers off of my food!

by Madness18 January 23, 2018

Monkey Screecher

A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.

She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."

by ProfessorMonkey May 17, 2018