Definitions by Madness18

skillet ass 

Having a large flat ass resembling a skillet! Usually contributed to sitting on your ass all day!

Man! Carol has one hell of a skillet ass!
She could cook on it!

skillet ass by Madness18 May 17, 2018

liver ass 

A long night of drinking cheap beer leads to a terrible hangover with long heavy fog farts with a warm finish that feels like your battered liver flaps out of your ass!

Damn dude! I drank all that cheap ass beer last night and I've got a mean case of liver ass! When I cut one it's heavy like fog and I'm pretty sure my rotten liver pokes out of my ass!

liver ass by Madness18 May 5, 2018

cock scratchers 

Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!

Keep your cock scratchers off of my food!

cock scratchers by Madness18 January 23, 2018