Sconeless

To have absolutely nothing going for you in life. So little that if you had a scone atleast that would be something but to be so useless and have absolutely nothing and no scone you’re sconeless

That girl is bloody sconeless

by @unknown78910 June 30, 2025

Sconer

When one is so scared that they’re turned on.

As Mrs.Williams’ heartless eyes looked through my soul and her skeletal hands wrapped around my neck, I felt my pants tighten as I got a raging sconer

by Ayum Dahmathe October 22, 2025

Alasken Scone

When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.

Sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!

by Sconer October 19, 2008

Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon

1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.

by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009

Wall Sconced

Randomly being knocked in the head by a wall sconce while having sex.

-OMG... How did you get that wicked huge bump on your head?
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!

by Peep & Haha March 11, 2010

Potato Scone

Marc bailey is a potato scone :)

marc bailey is a potato scone

by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010

madiba-scorn

madiba-scorn, or scorn of madiba, (n) the lowest form of disgrace; such despicable behaviour that even Nelson Mandela would find it difficult to forgive.

Kate brought madiba-scorn upon herself when she spat in the face of her lesbian daughter.

by markomarko December 15, 2013