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Dilbert Special

The ancient art of cock-blocking yourself. This can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. Basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.

Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.
While trying for a threesome: 'There's a way we can all win here' - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special
by The Avengerer October 4, 2010
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Special K Chocolate

the greatest food, in the history of mankind. very popular among overweight spanish teachers.
by mEtal0796 May 29, 2009
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Spectro-Pedophilia

Getting your sex on with a little ghost.
Wanting to bone Casper the ghost, would be the perfect example of Spectro-Pedophilia..
by moe3575 January 13, 2011
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Spectrum Boy

Somebody who isn't obviously stricken with autism or Aspergers, but falls somewhere on a spectrum of special-ness.
Person A: "Why is that kid part of the special-ed class? He looks perfectly fine."
Person B: "He doesn't have severe autism or anything, but he's a bit of a Spectrum Boy."
by NissanxJuke September 15, 2016
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La Trobe special

To physically or figuritivly "stab" someone in the back.
"I can't believe my best friend gave me a La Trobe special"
"The bitch gave me a La Trobe special"
by lee22 August 31, 2007
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special ed

the class i was in. I struggled real hard and made it out okay. I dont like when people make fun of us. We just are a little slower on learning things.
I was in specialed ed. Special ed.
by s. vitale September 18, 2007
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Speculum

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.
Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.
by Jen November 13, 2003
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