A Hand soap wack is the act of using hand soap instead of lotion to finish a beating session because you ran out of lotion.
Genghis Khan: fuck hitler do you have any more lotion.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.
Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.
Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.
by PUSSY_SLAYR July 22, 2021
NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.
Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.
Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
by undoxablesoap August 16, 2017
When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.
Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
by LegitimateUD January 08, 2020
when thE POPE ROBE GETS STUCK IN HIS BUTTHOLE WHEN DELIVERING SUNDAY MASS AND ALTER CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO CLEAn it.
by PopeO'Dope November 29, 2017
by BIG THRUSTER February 14, 2023
by MollyRust August 05, 2020