shitty driver

anyone from the state of new jersey

damn, everyone from new jersey truly is a shitty driver.

by jersey sucks123 March 16, 2010

shitty shower

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.

Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.

by mattarkot June 18, 2011

smuttynose

After a session of fellatio in which she swallows, a woman laughs so hard the semen is released through her nasal passage onto her upper lip.

Angela laughed so hard at Drew's squirming that splooge dribbled out of her nose, so Drew said "Merr, smuttynose!"

by Devondre September 17, 2007

Shitty G

A Shitty G is two things:

1: A character from a song from Yourfavoritemartian (Ray William Johnson)

2: A Shitty G is a Hill-billy who thinks they are the best of the best.

1:
Random YouTuber 1: My least favorite character of Yourfavoritemartian characters is Shitty G.
Random YouTuber 2: Yeah, me too.

2:
Friend 1: Hey dude, look at that Shitty G!
Friend 2: Yeah. I hate how he thinks he is SOOO cool!

by Littlemandude11 December 26, 2011

Shitty Kitty

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.

Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!

by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021

shitty

It is when you don't like something or someone. When it looks or seems bad

"Look at his shoes the look really shitty"

"Her body is hot, but her face looks shitty."

by Cruzz April 23, 2008

shitty dick

n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)

"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"

by shish September 1, 2004