Ashlee simpson

A girl who thinks she punk. NOT! Pete Wentz can do way better than her!

Person: Ashlee Simpson?
Ashlee: Yes?
Person: Oh, you're the slut I saw.

by ASHLEESUCKSBALLS! February 17, 2008

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oj simpson

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.

I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.

by Mitch December 28, 2004

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OJ Simpson

1) A bad ass motherfucker

2) A real pimp

3) A nigger

1) Jake: "I wouldn't mess with OJ Simpson"

2) Bryce: "OJ Simpson was a proper pimp, most pimps just smack up their hoes, OJ killed his. He didn't take any chances"

3) Nick: "OJ Simpson is black"

by Adam Sobieraj July 7, 2010

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bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

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simpsonsfan420

A random tiktok user that sometimes animates or just puts plain text infront of a video. They only use one profile picture on their profile.

simpsonsfan420 is a homosexual

by zzbet June 25, 2021

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Siempsons

the way a foreiner says Simpsons

(guy walks in with a family guy t-shirt)

mexian: ohh Siempsons (smiles and points at the shirt)

guy: wtf!?

by SnoBored March 14, 2010

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Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

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