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A person who extremely hates dark "People"
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1 sigma

It is the aim of great manufacturing companies (starting with Motorola in the 1980s) to remove substantially all error from both their fabrication and business processes—their goal is to achieve 6 sigma; that is, an error or defect rate that is equal to or less than: (1 – 99.99966%). Looked at another way, this implies that only one in every 294,118 things that a six sigma company does is defective and has to be either discarded or done again.

Now most service businesses can not possibly come close to matching a fabrication company but they should be able to achieve a 3 sigma state. Unfortunately, many service firms are in effect 1 sigma enterprises: that is, they have a level of proficiency with an error rate that is, basically, equivalent to two out of every three things they do are wrong (actually, it is 2 in 2.899 but at that point who cares, it’s pathetic.)
If you did nothing other than focus on getting your error rate down, which means doing things right the first time, practically every time, you could significantly increase your productivity and bottom line even if sales (top line revenues) didn't budge. A service business should aim to be at least 3 sigma not 1 sigma enterprise.

One way to help you get there is to start measuring things to see what your error rate is in the first place. You can not hope to improve unless you know your original state. The Hawthorne Effect suggests that as soon as you start to measure a thing, people will alter their behavior to improve their scores often resulting in significant increases in production and productivity.
by ProfBruce April 21, 2011
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Sigma High

Do you want to go to the toga party?

No way dude. Those guys are too high as fuck.

Ahh yeah Sigma High!
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Sigma Delta Tau

Stands for Slutty Daughter of the Torah
Frat Guy 1: "I saw that one girl who sucked my dick last night at hillel"
Frat Guy 2: "Well she is in Sigma Delta Tau"
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kappa sigma

a national fraternity.
has a chapter at CSI.
yoooo u know that kid darden in kappa sigma?
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Alpha Chi Sigma

academic co-ed "fraternity" for chemistry majors or those with a high interest in chemistry.

They are not, in fact, a true fraternity; instead, it is a chemistry special interest club full of wanna be Greeks.
Girl says: "I'm a brother of Alpha Chi Sigma."
member of real Greek organization says: "First, you'd be a sister. Second, ok, so your in a large study group for chemistry."
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Sigma Delta Tau

Frat Guy 1: I heard that one girl made out with another girl.
Frat Guy 2: Well she is in sigma delta tau
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