shoelace belt

a shoelace belt is worn by a skateboarder because a regular belt hurts when you fall on it (especially the buckle) and gets in the way when your doing aerial tricks.

tying a shoelace around your waist as if it were a belt, hence shoelace belt

by Sk8Status October 30, 2010

Shoulder Lean

when you lean to one side sitting or standing.
this is done to emulate relaxation. silly bitches that is an illusion, one who shoulder leans is always on point.

dude at bar is practicing his shoulder lean.
someone attempts to jack him. He knows this and instantly responds with a solid reverse jacking and an ass whoopin.

by Cory Lund February 2, 2008

Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

The question that appears while voting for what should be on Urban Dictionary

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by AntisocialWeeb July 27, 2016

Balls on the Shoulder

Balls on the shoulder is a term for when one male party literally places his pubicle sack on a second male party's shoulder (either shoulder is acceptable). The act can be done either as a derogatory act intended to aggravate a homophobic individual, or can be done in the act of making love to create deep romantic affection.

Nate: "Hey Andrew, can I give you some Balls on the Shoulder action tonight?"
Andrew: "Yes, Nate, that would consummate our love for each other."

by baltimoron April 14, 2010

we should do something sometime

Although this sounds like quite a positive remark, there are really just two possible meanings:

1. the speaker may feel sorry for the recipient party, while they block your screen name and phone number. And file a restraining order. See also rejection hotline.

2. the speaker sincerely hopes that they never have to look at your face again. ever.

Ex. 1: I really enjoyed looking through your extensive pocket protector collection. We should do something sometime.

Ex. 2: I'm really sorry i ran over your dog and threw it into reverse several times. Anyways, we should do something sometime.

by the pimpmeister April 26, 2004

Shoulda had'an iced tea

Shoulda-S
Had'an-H
Iced-I
Tea-T

Maggie: your mother-in-law is coming to visit.

Keylin: Shoulda had'an iced tea

by Truedog February 22, 2011

Shoulder Pat

Almost as comforting as a mother's touch when you have the flu but as awkward as a penguin trying to balance itself on your shoulder just moments before losing its balance while waddling on land. A Quote from a leadership book found inside the commander’s office, “Daily physical contacts with your subordinate builds a culture of trust within your formation. This includes high five, awkward side hugs, or a comforting shoulder pat.”

Larry: “How many shoulder pats gave y’all gotten?”
Kyle and Jeffrey: “Way too many to count.”
Sarah: “I haven’t gotten any.”

by Shoulder pat May 10, 2018