shifted his own stick

To masturbate.

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011

by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011

Shift at Thorntons

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.

Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.

by Welshasian February 22, 2012

Shifino

Its what you say if you do not know anything about the topic being queried. Its a stronger statement than, "I don't know", don know, or Golly I have no idea about that which you speak. It is a condensed version of the vulgarity, "shit if I know".

Whereas with "Shifino" If said quickly and flatly you may be able to sneak it by even the most erudite snobs. Also good for texting.

" Say Jimmy wherever is your Mother?"
"Gosh Pop, Shifino."
"Well heck Jimmy shifino either, that F***ing b*tch

by Dr. Chazz December 4, 2012

Shifaced

To go beyond to known limits of drunk.

"Dude you got so shifaced last night!!!!"

by Adhammertime May 13, 2013

Shiffie

The act of taking a selfie while sitting on toilet, originating from the English words shit and selfie

Bruh, check out this epic "shiffie" I just took in the bathroom! *Sends shiffie*

by AnAmbiguousLawnChair January 20, 2015

shift mind imprint

unlock undesirable or unwanted mind control

i realized my thoughts were being manipulated;they were truly not my own ;i was being imprinted ,and i conciously needed to shift mind imprint, to another level where i was in control

by kjzhirah April 1, 2015

shift trading

The act of asking a coworker to cover your shift, and trading it with them. Using the Coffee Mobile app is the best way to complete shift trading on ones mobile device.

Yo, I want to hit up that sweet concert but I have to work. Good thing I have this Shift Trading app so somebody can cover me.

by Coffee Mobile November 18, 2015