shirt squirt

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.

Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.

by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017

shirrell

Hot, focused, Artistic, good nature, business person, One man woman, Generous, and loving

Boy#1: I wish I had a Shirrell in my life.
Boy#2: shirrells are the best.

by Anthony221 November 12, 2017

Shirk-off

The act of masturbating with shit

Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass

by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018

Shirley Ann Jackson

The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.

I had money and freedom. The Honorable Dr. Shirley Ann Jackson took both.

by Tute Screw December 27, 2018

shiroyasha

The nickname of Gintoki ( the awesome main character of the anime/manga Gintama) during the joi war.It means ‘ The White Demon’

Well, this definition is writen by @shiroyasha

by Just a developer November 19, 2019

Shire Oak

Full of tramps, skets and slags. Even that bad Blake Fisher has to leave for Brownhills and thats a shithole in itself. That bad even Troy Burrows got kicked out of there

Your a tramp going Shire Oak

by YourLocalScutter December 12, 2019

Shiru

A seggsy mf with goated takes 🤤

Damn shiru is a seggsy mf with goated takes 😫

by Shiru February 19, 2021