The directional inverse correlation between the size of a jewish males bank account and the the size of his penis.
Well, he DID have reservations at Alain Ducasse... But when we got back to my place, I finally just faked it so I could go to sleep. He DEFINITELY had the curse of the sacred jewish inch.
by inconspicuouslyness December 2, 2009
Get the sacred jewish inch mug.Adj. What a thirsty woman says if she's putting down sex (usually right after she's met you) but you ain't hearin' it. Sometimes seen as "scared of women," "scared of me," or just plain "scared."
Woman: "I would do you real good...I'd give you just what you want..."
*showing off all she's got* "BAM! Look at that body!" *shows off some skin*
"You sure you don't want a drink? I want to see what you're like when you're drunk."
"Buy me a drink."
"I want to see what you're packin'..."
At this point, a family member or friend might step in to help.
*looks at her, looks at you, like "So, what do ya think?"
"She wants you."
"She's a good woman, she'll treat you right."
"Please, just do it for me."
You: Naw...
Her: What, you scared?
(Even if you're upfront with her, she might keep on asking this over and over if she still thinks she still might have a chance. She might also try to touch your body, or tell everyone you're scared. Your best bet is to flee, and never return.
*showing off all she's got* "BAM! Look at that body!" *shows off some skin*
"You sure you don't want a drink? I want to see what you're like when you're drunk."
"Buy me a drink."
"I want to see what you're packin'..."
At this point, a family member or friend might step in to help.
*looks at her, looks at you, like "So, what do ya think?"
"She wants you."
"She's a good woman, she'll treat you right."
"Please, just do it for me."
You: Naw...
Her: What, you scared?
(Even if you're upfront with her, she might keep on asking this over and over if she still thinks she still might have a chance. She might also try to touch your body, or tell everyone you're scared. Your best bet is to flee, and never return.
by anonymous August 11, 2015
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–noun
1 - A small commercial aircraft typically carrying no more than 12 passengers and having no physical barrier between the passenger compartment and the cockpit. Often piston-driven propeller planes, they are famous for being flown by pilots wearing short pants.
2 - A device used for killing Caribbean tourists, young musicians, and local politicians.
–noun
1 - A small commercial aircraft typically carrying no more than 12 passengers and having no physical barrier between the passenger compartment and the cockpit. Often piston-driven propeller planes, they are famous for being flown by pilots wearing short pants.
2 - A device used for killing Caribbean tourists, young musicians, and local politicians.
by Epic_HRI February 14, 2010
Get the scareplane mug.The act of being scared by someone named Jeremy or scaring someone named Jeremy. The same applies for tearing things (Tearemy), blaring noises (Blaremy), glaring at people (Glaremy), having lots of flair (Flairemy), being full of hot air (Airemy), or being fair in competition (Fairemy). People who become Scaremy tend to enjoy music by Drake and Rihanna, and be rediculously buff.
by Faremy Flomjardo May 3, 2011
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by zhli August 28, 2012
Get the scaredafobic mug.Stevie and Benny were such pathetic asskissers that everyone was waiting with baited breath to see how their boss would extract their heads from his ass if he ever stopped short , now that a real scarenario.
by failsafe123 August 3, 2013
Get the scarenario mug.Andrea and Samantha didn't want to smoke any more weed so I asked them if they were scared of heights.
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