v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.
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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012
by lv.100 unknown June 22, 2014
by chillman350 October 22, 2003
To subconsciously throw your cell phone across the room when the alarm goes off at 3 in the morning, resulting in damage to the phone, your belongings, and possibly one of your pets.
Johnson's ring rage was getting worse. He woke up to find his parakeet Samson dead with his Nokia embedded into his fair breast.
by misterkyle91 November 07, 2011
by Phillip Marine February 26, 2014
the appearance of a ring (same dimensions of a condom) on the outside of one's wallet caused by a condom being in the wallet for an extensive period of time (i.e. months to years)
Bob: Dude what is that on the outside of your wallet bro?
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?
Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?
Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....
by Spinman75 December 05, 2009
Apple Ring (Noun:)
When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.
When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.
by /-\ /-\ August 17, 2008