Retro Alpha

An elderly homosexual man who likes younger man.

Person 1: Damn, I think this old gay man is flirting with me.

Person 2: Yes, he‘s a retro alpha

by Batapim December 1, 2025

Retroclickrelief

The feeling “Oh wow, past me was competent” when the system remembers what you don’t

I felt such retroclickrelief when my computer remembered my credentials to my old email account.

by Israel2025 December 7, 2025

Retrograding

While Masturbating, the male denies himself ejaculation by holding the tip or head of the penis and the pressure retrogrades (goes backwards) back into the urethra.

I decided to edge myself by retrograding

by StoveTopGun December 21, 2025

Retrodream

A Retrodream is when chronically online people glaze retro styles to the point of no return.

This is beyond strange. Someone could get it to maybe parody stuff, but by making it a style, these chronically online crackheads want the tech your grandmaw grew up with, but seem to mock at us as people, it’s like a revisionist Retrodream.

by Snapper2001 January 12, 2026

Retromanticist

Someone with a love of things (art, literature, clothes, architecture, etc) that are old-school, traditional, vintage, or simply charmingly old-fashioned.

It can include a love for any past era... be it the Tudor age, the Victorian era, or the 1980s.

A portmanteau of retro and romanticist.

"So are you an old fogey, conservative, reactionary, or what?"
"I'm simply a retromanticist, m'lady."

by Buffo Buff January 14, 2026

[Future Retro]

An English style that is the new New Rave but not as lame. It's basicaly bright colours and lots of plastic acessories, especialy bracelets, lego necklaces and fake Ray Ban sunglasses.
Why? It's fun.

''Oo, Jamiee, those bracelets from Clare's
Accessories?''
''Why yes, they are. Very Future Retro I thought''

by Jamiee W October 18, 2008

Already Retro

The phenomenon of something instantly becoming retro once it has been released.

Those are some nice glasses. But they're already retro!

by Benncm November 19, 2011