roman alarm clock

when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.

"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"

by nonono November 29, 2007

Ghetto Romance

An inexpensive, intoxicating beverage made from cheap vodka and either Kool-Aid or an additional dirt-cheap Fruit Juice like substance.

Dude...why's it called Ghetto Romance?

Well, because it's got cheap booze and kool-aid in it...two things poor people love.

by JamesCapp July 6, 2005

romance

the most weirdest yet exiting feeling ever to be felt in this universe. love

dude 1:man im feeling romance with my girl
dude2: that must be weird

by ur more gay that robin April 18, 2006

Romanian Kiss

When someone bites someone else's neck, from the fact that the "original" Dracula was from Romania (NOT Transylvania).

Guy #1: "man, that girl just gave me a romanian kiss!"

Guy #2: "Ouch!"

by Blargman March 28, 2007

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

roman

the true players way of saying rum and coke

hook me up with a "roman"

by Raoul J. Duke September 15, 2008

Roman

This person is a knight In shining Armour, he is a hansom young man with very hot looks anyone will just fall in love with this guy once they meet him! He is everything a girl could wish for. He love's to flirt as much as anyone and all you could ever want is a Roman when ever your feeling lonely and in need of some love.

Say is his name Roman?" "Yes!, He's so hansom and such a flirt! I love him.

by Dangoluvx3 August 14, 2010