petty purse

A purse full of pettiness. When someone needs to dig into a bag/purse of pettiness to get their point across.

Well since she wants to act dumb, I'm gonna have to dig into my designer petty purse and take down my pics and report the pics she put up of me.

by Mia Split February 03, 2016

flesh purse

The use of female anatomy to smuggle contraband into jail.

That girl used her flesh purse to smuggle that crack into jail.

by Ginger S August 14, 2020

Purse Apple

A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.

"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"

by BardicLark October 27, 2016

hot sauce in my purse

Slang for having a large vagina or large labia.

I can't wear this swimsuit unless I want everyone to know I have hot sauce in my purse.

by Babe Sapien April 18, 2016

Soggy purse

A wet looose deep cave of a vagina

Tried to leave. She trapped me in her soggy purse.. and now she's pregnant... again..

by Soggy purse September 24, 2017

russian coin purse

A Russian anal gape associated with the pornstar alysa gap.

Omg did you see the size of that Russian coin purse? I could fit a years salary in there.

by RedsQueeny October 06, 2022

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops March 01, 2025