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Parchment High School

A school full of nic fiens that constantly skip class to fulfill there needs.
Parchment High school always smells like cherry lemon
by ellawest24 March 23, 2022
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Parchy

Dry mouth, thirsty / needs a drink to satisfy
My mouth is so dry I need a cold beverage, I feel very parchy”
by Stelladavis4eva April 4, 2022
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Porch Ham

(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon
Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!
by Flannel_Patriot May 26, 2022
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Porch dweller

Someone that enjoys thier free time outside but also enjoys the comfort of their own home.

Porch dwellers are typically found sitting outside their front door or just outside their garage/barn.

Favorite activities include people watching and scoffing at loud or over the top vehicles that drive by.

Porch dwellers can also be found in the country typically watching the clouds or listening to the winds of nature.
I'm worried that frank doesn't have a job, he is such a porch dweller. I don't think I have ever seen him not sitting outside.
by Jaxson Sav May 31, 2022
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Porchenit

Sitting on the porch hanging out, laughing, talking, enjoying the weather, & anything considered fun!
We are porchenit tonight. Do y'all want to come over?
by Bamabelle11 August 6, 2022
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Porchy

A term used to express that you are tired/exhausted or a demonstration of the lack of enthusiasm. It has been appropriated from the phrase "turned the porch light off".
Man 1: I cannot be bothered
Man 2: Yeah, porchy.
by rendaddy<3 August 16, 2022
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Porch Pop Season

An Appalachian term, used primarily in Eastern KY and West Virginia, usually used when referring to the late Autumn, early Winter weather that allows the locals to leave their soda “pop” on their porch to save room in their fridge, and still keep their soda cold, tradionally Porch Pop Season ends after the first soda explodes from the cold.
“Hey, are you out of Mountain Dew, man?”

“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”

“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”

“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
by Hugsandpisses December 24, 2022
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