sedation puppet

A puppet is a person without energy...thus very sedated

Leif: Ever since I've been sick...I can't walk right.
Justin: Yeah your acting like a fucking sedation puppet.

by Justin "Friend" Stoople April 5, 2005

Kentucky puppet show

Pretending something is going to happen when it isn't going to happen ever.
yanking someones chain

"are you just playing monkey feet are you giving me a Kentucky puppet show again"

by Kefka March 8, 2004

oven puppet

A derogatory word that describes a goup of individuals who practice judaism. Also known as a Jew.

C'mon you big nosed penny pinchin oven puppet, let me borrow a dollar.

by DurdyPurdy March 24, 2010

Puppets Doing Karate

It's that thing of when someone calls Miss Piggy fat, and she goes "Hiiii YA!"

New York's hottest club is OUNCE. Located in the middle of the East River, this place has everything: Cholos, puke-people, a sheepdog that looks like Bruce Valance, and an entire room of puppets doing karate.

by mmx35 March 1, 2011

finger puppetted

hungover, tired, desert fever

nah cant be fucked, im finger puppetted..

by buggleberry March 28, 2008

Knuckle Puppet

A girl who that you are doing stuff with, but have not quite decided whether shes going to be main biddy or not.

Johnny: You dating that girl yet?

Mikey: Nah man, shes still just my knuckle puppet

by The D peice August 20, 2011

Butt-Puppet

3. Also relating to the way a sock puppet is filled and then controlled from the bottom: A man in prison being filled from the bottom at the delight of many for hideous crimes he was convicted of.

Did you hear? Charles ____ was convicted of molesting 12 children and is sentenced to 38 years. I'll bet San Quentin can't wait to unwrap their brand spanking new "Butt-Puppet!" Merry Christmas San Quentin!

by sfsffsfsfsf December 25, 2012