Lawrence E. Pudding

A guy who looks and acts like pudding. You can typically find him hanging around IPv6 talks boasting about his immense dong.

Sneaky Transvestite: Hey, is that Lawrence E. Pudding?

Guy: Yeah, he just told me that he's super smart and that he has a giant dong.

by Proud Papa November 24, 2010

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

by looart January 4, 2020

penis pudding

jiz, cum, lol ur own marinara sauce loler

man susie ate a lot of franks penis pudding last night

by MC carty August 30, 2005

potugeese pudding bomb

when you are commiting to the sexuall act of doggy style, then you ejaculate inside the females anus. then you put some pudding perferably snack packs inside the womans anus and then you punch her in the belly macking every thing shoot out of her anus including the pudding.

i get ally a potugeese pudding bomb. dang it was a wild night.

by markel's class is whack November 14, 2006

Warm Pudding Fist

A sexual act performed between two homosexual males. The male performing the warm pudding fist will masturbate until he ejaculates into the palm of his hand. While the ejaculate is still warm, the performing male uses this hand to stimulate the receiving males penis until ejaculation occurs.

Abe- I had my first warm pudding fist last night.
Jared- Dude!! I didn't know that you are gay!!
Abe- it was warm and better than lotion. Kinda felt like being jacked off with a hand full of warm raw egg.
Jared- That's why you are always trying to touch my dick. Fag!!

by ogunslingero September 14, 2011

foot pudding

the mud that is formed when sweat mixes with dust inside your vibram five fingers, or other toe shoes.

"dude, i LOVE running in my new vibram five finger shoes."
"you won't love them as much once they start to fill with foot pudding."

by sparkieadams December 18, 2012

Trashman Pudding

A delicacy consisting of cheese whiz and apple sauce.

Hey man, you want some trashman pudding?

by Paper God August 22, 2016