Promotion demotion

When the boss needs somebody to do a bullshit job such as a task force or any form of employee committee, but doesn't actually have a real charter for it. Since he can't staff it fulltime, he insists being asked is an honor and volunteers you to work after hours and weekends. The task is usually designated a "special project" with all kinds of BS hoopla. It usually involves no additional pay and little recognition. WTF?!

“Hey Shawn. Did you hear Rachel just received a promotion demotion from her corporate office today? The dumb bitch was so excited she didn’t realize all it meant was more work and zero compensation.”

by rachel_atl1 March 26, 2009

promposal

(n.) The act of contriving an elaborate plan to increase your chances of getting at prom, that may

1 end in utter, humilating failure, because high school relationships totally matter.

2 result in a pseudomarriage that comes with an order of epicburger with fries on the side.

1 Dude, Bob, your promposal sucked. "Mee ruv yoo rawwng time?" WTF Bob! She wasn't even Asian!

2 Jack's successful promposal to Jill was characterized by roses, baloons, making out, and youtube papparazzi.

by Bruceleesdaddy April 6, 2010

Promotions

A 4chan meme which started on /v/. Since /v/ is ostensibly a work-safe board, people assume it's completely safe to browse the board at work (hence the name). One day, someone posted a NSFW image, and one person posted "My boss walked by when I had the image open at work, and I got fired." Someone responded "I got promoted," implying he was promoted to replace the first guy. Soon after, when someone posted another work-unsafe image, one person responded "PROMOTIONS!"

People unfamiliar with the phrase's origins believed it to be wholly ironic, and thought it was so hilarious they repeated it whenever work-unsafe material finds its way onto the board, and then it became a true meme.

It should NOT be assumed that bosses like to see their workers watch porn at work.

Anonymous 1: *Posts porn on a work-safe board*
Anonymous 2: "PROMOTIONS!"

by tsochar May 5, 2009

promoter

n.; one employed by a nightlife venue, e.g. a bar, lounge, or club, whose purpose is to increase the hype of the venues (for nascent venues) and maximize the clientele (for more established venues) - that is, attract a wealthy, good-looking, and extroverted crowd - by distributing complimentary passes and contact information at places where such clientele may be found, such as outside a competing venue during closing; the promoter usually gets paid in proportion to the revenue earned during the night he/she was promoting, generally not as lucrative as a bartender, but better than a bouncer; over 80% of promoters are male

John: hey ladies, you all looking beautiful
Sarah: oh please!
Diane: you're just saying that cuz you're a promoter
John: while that may be true, come to my club and i'll take care of you

Kristen: let's go to club XtaC tonite, i know the head promoter there, he can get us in for free
Charlene: you are such a ho

Tyrone: damn bro, the life of a promoter is great, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches and invite them into VIP
Deepak: yeah? well the life of a bartender is better, i get to spit game to all these hot bitches AND get tipped
Security: ok kids, get out of the way, the owner coming thru

Kevin: ladies, come to the after-party
Ryan: wutup promoter, can I roll thru your after-party?
Kevin: sorry dude, no hard feelings - but I'm trying to get laid

by language_sentinel August 24, 2005

promise ring

A ring of any shape and size as long as it’s not from a gum machine that portray you marrying he/or she in the near future. Most likely you two will never marry or you would have given her an engagement ring

Baby, with this promise ring. I promise that some day, don't know when or don't know how but we will get married...Now close the door,it's getting a little chilly

by Robbie G October 23, 2007

Oompa Prompa

Those dudes that spray tan like a motherfucker before prom, so that their skin turns orange, and they look like Oompa Loompa's, or in this case, Oompa PROMpa's.

Oompa Prompa's are typically also douchebags, and are often related to Tapout, Afflicted, and Ed Hardy clothing supporters.

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com will explain.

Fred: "Did you see Mark at graduation last night?"

Patrick: "Yea I did. He was orange as fuck.. like an Oompa Loompa"

Fred: "More like..Oompa Prompa"

Patrick: <laughs heartily>, "I concur, friend. I concur."

by oompaprompa July 26, 2009

Pinky Promise

This is the most serious and secret promises of them all. The holy of promises. Definitely not something to mess around with. This is a serious matter that needs to be taken cautiously. You keep it your in the clear you break it. Three words "Karma is a bitch".

Jimmy: Hey don't tell Sarah that I like her please.

Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)

Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?

Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)

*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *

*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *

The End!!!😃

by Snoopystheshit April 13, 2015