poon gravy

Poon gravy is vagina secretions.

Looks like you have a bit of poon gravy on your chin

by cougs76 August 20, 2017

poon pounding

The vigorous pounding agaisnst the poon by the male genitalia.

Justin was arrested for poon pounding an 85 year old under-cover police officer.

by BAhh98 September 11, 2006

poon crease

A giant fat pussy camel toe

"Damn is yo crotch hungry? cuz its eatin yo pants!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

poon jab

-noun -verb

1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.

2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.

In a professional training session:

Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.

Dustin: Oh my God...

Brandon: Really guy?

Instructor: What a poon jab.

Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.

Guy2: Right on!

by Fireman23 May 10, 2011

poon-ka-bob

1- The gestalt form that results from the interfacing of any object and a woman's VGNRZ for the (presumed) purpose of getting her off

2- A term for a guy that can get poon at the drop of a hat, or the PNRZ of said individual

"She maek poon-ka-bob wif teh sex toy or veggietable!!!!"

"He gets so many chicks, he might as well be a poon-ka-bob."

by Batrastard July 12, 2003

Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.

wow my dad is such a Poon Monger

by pat May 13, 2005

poon spear

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)

"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."

by HeadiusMaximus August 9, 2006