Pizzanesia

When you go on a bender, and in the morning find out that there's no left-over pizza in the fridge, but have no recollection of eating any of it!

Nothing better than cold pizza to cure a hangover, unfortunately I must have a bad case of Pizzanesia 'cus there's none left!

by nottomwaits September 7, 2012

pizzaception

Similar to "inception"

The act of implanting the idea of getting a takeaway pizza in a person's mind without actually asking if they want one. Best done when you want an pizza but can't be bothered getting it yourself.

"I really fancy a pizza, maybe I can pizzaception Matt and he will go get it for me"

by Mr Inferno May 14, 2013

Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome

When your asshole puckers the morning after a hard night of beer drinking and or after Pizza eating. Usually followed by intense diarrhea and or "beer shits", bloating, a rotting dead road kill in the sun for 4 days smell, and discomfort.

"Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:

Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"

enters guy 3

Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"

Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"

Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "

by DaveNeedtheprotector! May 14, 2013

pizzanticipation

The excitement you feel after you've ordered a pizza, until it arrives.

His stomach growled in eager pizzanticipation.

by DJStef415 August 7, 2014

pizza door

When a man has a women come over, just for sex, and she leaves immediately after.

Person 1: Yo, did Rachel come over last night?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but I didn't want to spend any time with her, so I pizza doored that bitch.

by YoImSleepy July 6, 2017

Pizza Handle

The end crust of a pizza usually is thrown away because most don't enjoy the handle because there is no sauce, cheese or other toppings on it.

I usually throw away the Pizza Handle of my pizza slice because there is no flavour

by AbsorbedSpoon3 May 10, 2018

pizza anxiety

something you get when someone orders a bunch of food and you have to make it

kylee got pizza anxiety when she walked into work and someone ordered 3 jumbos and 1 large

by hiiiiiitsame February 23, 2019