Photard

A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards.

"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"

by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006

Photo-rape

The act of invading an innocent, unsuspecting person's photograph with the intent of ruining the picture with a hideously silly face.

Similar to Photo poaching but more obvious.

For the greatest effect photo-rape after 10-20 pints or when squiffy, sloshed, wankered, Shitfaced, loose, tanked,

plastered, inebriated, loaded, blasted, plowed or tipsy.

"Dude... we should go and photo-rape them"

by alih February 12, 2010

photoschnapped

A picture that has been photoshopped by someone who was bribed to do it with some Schnapps

I got about 20 pics photoschnapped before the guy got sick on his keyboard.

by ToeCutter January 28, 2005

Photistic

Like Autistic but with a camera.

The individual it describes believes they are quite the photographer but are really just challenged...

Joels new hobby sure makes him sound Photistic

by Anon................. October 26, 2008

photouf

when you take a photo of someone taking a photo

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by philcoextra May 16, 2010

photo troll

A person who uses a photograph without permission, credit, logo or link to the professional photographer who created the image.

She totally photo trolled that picture of herself from my wedding photog's blog.

by t.horn August 13, 2011

photo-boothing

An increasingly popular party trend wherein guests are encouraged to enter a kiosk, don silly props, and make funny faces at the camera with the intention of not only capturing memories but also circumventing party lulls.

Rick and Ruby spent half of the wedding photo-boothing, thereby missing the cake-cutting and dessert.

by Rubrick November 29, 2012