plowtoxicated

To be extremely intoxicated. usually used by the person who is getting drunk.

Im getting plowtoxicated tonite

by skip660 April 23, 2007

plow

Adj. with -ed: drunk; intoxicated; wasted; blitzed

Man, you were so plowed last night!

by the brockman March 16, 2003

Phlower

The act of taking both hands respectively and opening they butt cheeks as to expose your anal regeions, generally done in order to disturb or taunt somone
( A common gesture in most males)

Oh my God, dont turn around he's exposing his phlower!

by Babs March 13, 2005

Redneck Snow Plow

Sex act: when you have diarrhea and shit on your girlfreinds face then smear it all over her face using your testicles until you cum all over her face then using your testacles again, push it into her mouth and eyes so she cant see what you are doing, if she realized she would probably slap you.

Joe:Hey, did you have diarrhea last night?

Bill:Yeah, but i totally gave my girlfriend a Redneck Snow Plow

by bigmenyes June 26, 2010

Plow

to have sex with; never to be used when referring to someone who has died.

"yeah it sucks that his girlfriend died, but at least he got to plow her"

"oh my god. you are the worst person ever!"

"oh... plow. corpse. In the ground. I'm a terrible person."

by boom boom b July 26, 2004

Plow

The opposite of whatever is said after it.

She's plow fine. Actually means she's ugly.

by Jesus October 11, 2003

Phlock

to grow out one's hair in the sole purpose of curling it

"I wanna phlock my hair so I can get the boys."

by Migrate January 14, 2010