movie parking

A parking spot right by or very close to the front door of your destination. So named because in movies, almost no one is ever shown walking a long distance from a parking spot. See also: Rock Star parking.

"Do you see a parking spot?"

"Yeah! On the right! Movie parking!"

by Alex Feigelson September 1, 2005

human parking cones

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them

Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right

by J-fisher December 14, 2010

paving scam

A scam devised by gypsies which involves a "paver" stopping by a house or business stating "I have some leftover asphalt from a big job and I can pave your driveway inexpensively." They either do a really poor job, jack up the price that you agreed to, or do the job after you say no and demand money.

John calls his Boss: "Some weird looking smelly guy is asking if we want him to pave our driveway? He says he has a bunch of leftover asphalt and can do it real cheap."

John's Boss: "NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Tell that disgusting gypsy to take his paving scam elsewhere!"

by coopdalai March 17, 2010

Parking attendant

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts

"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997

by How it is April 6, 2005

Parkinsons Drunk

A state of drunkenness that makes one imitate the sporadic and uncontrollable movements of someone with parkinson's disease. This imitation is caused by nearly falling over and catching yourself, or almost passing out while walking.

Did you see that sloppy albino rhino on the dance floor? That war pig was parkinsons drunk.

by Dierks Olgensen October 21, 2010

parking lot

A total eyesore. Usually forest and buildings are torn down for these, but in the end there is a surplus anyways. Made for cars to park in.

The whole world is gonna be a damn parking lot.

by =PaRtY_BaG= July 25, 2004

7-11 parking lot

better known as the "alternative homeless shelter"

there goes some bum in the 7-11 parking lot

by I had nothing better to do but write this definition April 5, 2007