Paradour

Someone you like but don't like-like. A pun on paramour and adore. Rarely reciprocal, because what really is in this crazy, mixed-up world?

After she broke up with him, Guillermo couldn't help but become Leah's paradour, but she had hurt him too much for them to ever get back together.

by PBMax March 9, 2008

dunbar paradox

when a guy likes a girl for a really really really long time and never talks to her or when a guy dates a really ugly girl.

your in a dunbar paradox for dating her.

by jose julio juan alberto September 27, 2012

Pathway to Paradise

The thick, short line of hair leading from a man's belly button down to his pubic hair.

"In retrospect, getting my belly button pierced to accentuate my pathway to paradise was a bad idea."

by Suck It Wilde September 4, 2009

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

paradigm lock

Inability to shift from a given mindset

I was in this really interesting discussion on Facebook but then the other guy got a paradigm lock

by nebuchadnezzar#7 January 5, 2015

paradimethylameinobenzaldehyde

A REALLY FUCKING long word that describes a chemical. Also it is fun to learn how to spell. ;)

paradimethylameinobenzaldehyde has the word meth, lame, dime, rad, ameino and fuck you in it. Bitch.

by Ur Mum lolz September 12, 2018

omnipotence paradox

The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.

God:I'm omnipotent
Steve:ok then make a rock you cant lift

God:Cant I'm omnipotent I can lift anything
Steve:then you arent omnipotent.
The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.

by Therockjohnson February 26, 2017