Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
by Steven Earps April 15, 2007
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Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
by SMiek April 22, 2006
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A combination of the French and English words for Pants (English) Pantalons (French). One day will become the only word for pants!
by Tomecca December 9, 2008
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2) General lack of expertise, attitude, and motivation, in an area which it is expected that such person or persons would have such expertise, with the end outcome leading to failed expectations.
2) General lack of expertise, attitude, and motivation, in an area which it is expected that such person or persons would have such expertise, with the end outcome leading to failed expectations.
I got patton'ed at the mva today. I went to the MVA, stood in line for 3 hours with my docs and told I needed to come back. When I did, the previous person didn't tell me I need more information on my docs.
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