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Paxtoning

Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
Wow my uncle Dick is always coming over, and paxtoning on me.
by Steven Earps April 15, 2007
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mike patton

Singer who found fame in Faith No More. Later used his fame to boost Mr Bungle (who were an excellent, excellent band), but never received the attention they deserved.
Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
Check out Mike Patton on 'Mr Bungle' 'Disco Volante' 'Angel Dust'
by SMiek April 22, 2006
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pantons

A combination of the French and English words for Pants (English) Pantalons (French). One day will become the only word for pants!
Bec:Nice pants Tom
Tom: What? you mean Pantons
Bec: Oh I'm an idiot
by Tomecca December 9, 2008
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Patton'ed

1) Spend copious amounts of time and effort to find out that it functions to its minimal (or less than) required expectation; failing to resolve and/or complete the task at hand, and not caring at all to do so.

2) General lack of expertise, attitude, and motivation, in an area which it is expected that such person or persons would have such expertise, with the end outcome leading to failed expectations.
I got patton'ed at the mva today. I went to the MVA, stood in line for 3 hours with my docs and told I needed to come back. When I did, the previous person didn't tell me I need more information on my docs.
by Mr. Cunt Muscle April 8, 2009
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Paxton

Paxton’s are annoying as shit. They make shitty jokes about mass genoside and give wrong definitions of sex positions. Paxton’s are ugly as fuck and are so fat they can’t see their own dicks. Paxton’s mostly die virgins.
Guy 1: you see my girl talkin to that guy

Guy 2: yeah but don’t worry, it’s just Paxton
by Sexystar93 June 2, 2018
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Payton

You know she’s a psychopath who will continually make up lies about you, and go out of her way to irritate you!
dude: “Payton stole my shower curtains man!”
dude #2: “I told you, Paytons are no good!”
by Exposed:) September 15, 2019
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Payton

" man I was Payton, Untill I became anti payton!"
" payton payton payton... mr. payton payton payton
by Sherogarath November 26, 2016
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